snorlaxatives:

no offense but the whole kissin kate barlow and “i can fix that” sam storyline from holes is quite frankly one of the most gripping and tragic in the history of cinema and i’m still not recovered from it

pg13-howincrediblydull:

wentz:

low on self esteem, so u run on mac & cheese

is this a Halsey song

alexbrahh:

labias:

I love getting called baby like Yes it’s true I am a baby but most importantly I am Your baby so please say it again

@itzkayleena

mercurialmalcontent:

johanirae:

dvas0ng:

periegesisvoid:

So vampires don’t show up in film or mirrors, right? What if that applies to literally any kind of sensor. You got some 2000-year-old emissary of the night cussing out an automatic soap dispenser.

automatic doors. AUTOMATIC DOORS

Those light switches that shuts down when they sense lack of activity.

#my favorite kind of vampire#the shitty and inconvenienced one